Things Could Be Worse

Guten Tag Frau's!

Wouldn't ya know the evening I set out to push through "Inception" the dang work computer ain't having it?!?! That leaves me to reading about my Vets, surfing the web aimlessly, and reading my book I suppose. Judas priest, will I ever get through this fraggle naggle film?!?! Judy Bloom should write about my plight. Anyhoo, according to the scale in my bathroom, I lost somewhere between 8-10 pounds. Let's call it 9 and move on about our business, shall we? I wonder if my scale knows when Maurice the Menstrual is here (he's a week early by the way) and takes pity on me. I'll take the poundless pity with a side of gravy any day. This sleep diet must be doing the trick. Or maybe the many laps I make walking the halls at work are paying off. Everyone should sleep and spin and eat Girl Scout Cookies and shovel snow and clean houses and fight folks for seating on mass transit. All of those activities equal skinny success. My co-workers have noticed that I'm thinner when I didn't even notice myself. Good thing? Great thing! Hooray!

Bob the Incompetent (hasn't earned the priviledge of having his name shortened) still has my documents & I won't see him until Sunday. Mel, I may just drive to Belen to meet your accountant. Seriously. I think I need a New Mexican to figure out my madness `cause that's where the madness began. Okay, the madness always begins & ends w/ me, but still...Nuevo Mexico played a hand in my current tax madness. Filthflaringpoppycockfilth! WTH am I even talking about in this blah blah blog?!?!?  Moving on to goals:

What Will Whirl Today:
¢ "Inception" or "Toy Story 3" or both.
¢  Books MUST go back to the library. They're due today.
¢  Find a recipe that includes sweet Italian sausage (that's what she said!)
¢  Diet.  :-)
¢  At least one load of laundry.

Greatest Gratefuls:
£  Catching my shows on NBC.com and ABC.com  since I'm asleep during their regular show times.
£  That I don't live in Egypt at the moment.
£  For being able to read people well.
£  Staying calm during mini-emergencies.
£  Finding random signs on the keyboard by using Alt with any combination of numbers!