Love to Love You Ladies!

Happy Heart Day Divas! And a special shout out to KimB!  :-)



I have already made myself my Number One Valentine & am lounging in my whore sheets w/ Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and java. I love me some Thin Mints (although, eating several servings of them are sure to keep me un-THIN), & I love me some fresh brewed coffee, & I love me some 800 thread count sheets & I love that I have stuff to love on this day. 


Yesterday, I slept well, had  French Toast, saw my Army battle buddy & goddaughter, left all of Bob's hair in tact, walked to the grocery store for dinner fixins, actually PREPARED dinner (Italian sausage w/ basil pesto pasta that tasted seasonless to me. I'll do better next time.), & enjoyed the weather. Only one homeless fella approached me during my walk & he didn't ask for cash. He just politely stated that he'd like to find someone like me when he grows up. Aaahhh. Now isn't that heart melting? Sure he was probably late 40's to early 50's & missing some crucial teeth & was drinking an unknown beverage wrapped in a paper sack koozie, but what a heart melting statement.  If I'm still single by the time I reach 53, I'll go back for him. :-)  I also received another random W2 in the mail yesterday. I mean REALLY!?!?!  I've entered Tax Filing Hell & I'm quite sure Uncle IRS will be auditing the snot outta me this year. The spare change you've set aside to bail me out of county will indeed come in handy when I'm in the pen! Damn, I may need my Heart Melter fella sooner than 53 if I'm allowed conjugal visits. FM(damn)L! 


Random Rants:
╩   Aretha looked thinner but in a sick way. Feel better fast Aretha.
╩   I wish I would've kept the Grammy's rolling long enough to see Marshall Mathers but they were smashing my soul. 
╩  Will Bieber win big next year for being snubbed this year?
╩   The gal who lives below me has a nice, giant dog. I've begun to notice poop outside in a non-pooping area. Would it be wrong of me to scoop the poop & place it at her doormat? Why can't she just be a polite pet owner???  Uugh!
╩  There's gotta be a way for me to help my Veterans while I'm home in my sheets. Ideas?


Today:


I have no idea what my goals for the day are. We'll see what comes along & turns out fantastic!


Happy Love Day Divas!