All I wanted was some French Toast yesterday & to complete a few goals. Well... I had no toast & completed one goal in a big way: DIETING! 11 hours or so of lounging in my whore sheets. They're such hostage takers on my nights off...these damned great-feeling sheets! I've managed to abandon them for a few minutes to relieve myself & make oatmeal & take a vitamin. I did indeed wash my hands in between those acts. I also saw "The Social Network" & enjoyed the oddities of Mark Zuckerberg. Today, I meet with Bob the Incompetent. While I cannot guarantee I won't use profanity towards him, I promise not to pull plugs of his hair out at the roots. If you all don't mind setting aside spare change to put on my books, that would be appreciated. Ya know? Just in case I end up in the county jail. Thanks. What may save BtI is that I'll be walking a mile to his office, enjoying the weather & good tunes. Wish us luck.
I thought about what I would do as a profession if money wasn't necessary & here's what I got:
= Test sheets' quality = Motivational speaker to teen girls
= Teach communications skills to high school students = Judge/oversee grammar contests (if they existed)
= College professor = Social worker and/or counselor
= Teach health & sex education = Travel & eat
= Have lots of Sex
There ya go. That list is in no particular or ranking order. And I'm sure there are several other random professions I'd love to have if I didn't have to worry about money. Ladies, feel free to connect me with anyone who could help out. Sugar Daddy applications are being accepted. :-)
Goals of the Day:
¶ Not harm Bob the Incompetent or his hair
¶ Something cultural - maybe a play or museum
¶ Clean my bathroom
¶ Cook something
¶ Look up feasible professions :-)
Here's to a Sexy Sunday Soul Sistas!
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I have visions of all of us FT Ladies busting you out of jail, and although I don't want you in the slammer, the image is pretty amazing. Maybe we'll make that a part of our movie after we get our book deal and we're one of Oprah's 'Favorite Things'...
xoxo
Thanks Gallant! BtI proved to be SUPER Incompetent! I need him to wear an S on his H&R Block chest. Damnitalltohades! I left his hair in tact, took my documents, & now will have brunch with my goddaughter to forget all his specialness. Uuggh!
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