My vehicle, my trick!

Good Morning Delights!


I was feeling really great about going in for my 20 dollar oil change & tire rotation.You know...the one I blogged about last month! Coupon was present. In I go. Chipper as all get out. Not even dismayed about the 1.25 hour wait I'll endure. I mean...the LATEST issue of Good Housekeeping was on the (probably stained with motor oil) end table. I was settled in to be entertained and educated about if the Shake Weight really works, foundation applications and what type of silverware to purchase. Three-quarters in to my engrossing article about domestic violence victim, Mary Clemons of Terrell, Texas, the young car stud comes over with a tray of dirty oil samples. Supposedly, all these dirty samples came from somewhere on my beloved SinnABurst. Said stud rambles on about transmission fluids, brake fluids, radiator hoses, this should be at this level, there's a crack in the washer fluid container, and some other Charlie Brown teacher speak. It was like SinnA went to the free clinic on the corner of Zuni & San Pablo (reference for my ABQ peeps) and came out with the equivalent diagnoses a lady of the night working that same intersection would receive from the nurse practitioner just doing her clinical's. My SinnA's no whore (a mama in denial = moi) and I do not appreciate the implication that she very well have that nasty woman's disease. (Have I ever mentioned how much I love The Color Purple film?)  Anyhoo, I am scanning the spectrum of cultures on the tray in Stud's hand & carefully choose to have SinnA's transmission fluid flushed and refilled. Wanna know what I really think about that process? No? So what. I'm gonna tell you anyway: SinnA got douched. To the fine tune of 80 bucks! Twenty dollar oil change ends up costing me $109.26. What the...cut the bull will ya?!?! 


So, guess what Gals?!?!  I'm going to see "Unknown" and drown my sorrows in popcorn, Sprite, and a dingy seat with gum stuck on/near/around it. That's right. I'm blowin' this joint with my already-purchased deal from Groupon. After the flick, I'll walk the park for a lap or 3. 


Sincerely, 


Broke Vehicle Pimpette in S. Texas