Eight is GREAT!

Howdy Divas!
Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying working eight-hour-shifts again?!?!? Lovin' it more than Justin T. loves singing the McDonalds theme music. I get a lot more accomplished during the day. Well...a lot more when I'm NOT on frigginassFacebook! I'm making a deal with myself that I cannot log on until I've done at least 2-3 things on my daily list. Wish me luck! Anyhoo, I didn't get a walk in yesterday as I went straight to the dentist post trabajo. Wanna know what I learned? No? Doesn't matter. I'm gonna tell you anyway! As previously mentioned, my hygienist is way too chatty and here goes the supposed-to-be-20-minute-cleaning-that-turned-in-to-a-hour-lying-back-on-the-chaise-with-my-mouth-agape experience:  "There's a rep that comes trying to sell us stuff every 7-10 days and we just run. The new doc is Russian and she just says what she means and she's not mean but it comes out like that sometimes. My ex called me one night around Christmas and asked why my garage door was up and did I know there was a black truck in my driveway. He still stalks me and my boyfriend is sick of it. My boyfriend is a Ranger. Basically he's a trained killer...sniper. He doesn't bring home what he kills when hunting, he just hunts for the kill. My ex-mother-in-law still comes to see me and I try not to rub it in her face that I'm with someone else. My hip and back hurt from something I did at the gym yesterday. [proceeds to push her backside up against the wall and stretch] Oooh that feels good. I learned in high school that I can pop my hip back in to place. I'm trying not to go crazy. I think I'm gonna have electrolysis on my underarms. I hate shaving my underarms. I've had my nose and boobs done."  This is just a SNIPPET of how it feels to have Lisa as the woman who cleans your teeth. I had no energy to walk after that & just showered, threw on some clothes, and drove to pick up my former neighbor for lunch. Patsy freakin' ROCKS! She's gotta be close to 70 but wants us to get in to some fun. Like go jet skiing in the buff. Yep. You read it here 1st ladies. :-)  All in all, the day was semi-eventful even with all of Lisa's loose lip service. Moving onward!

Today's Objectives:
☼  Go grocery shopping (which I absolutely DO NOT love to do on Saturday's)
== This just in:  I've decided to push grocery shopping back a day. I'll go Sunday morning around 6'ish.

☼  Go for a stroll
☼  DIET! I'm sleepy.
☼  Watch something in my Netflix queue
☼  Possibly cut a rug at a graduation party

Enjoy the weekend Divas! Own it!