Saturday, December 17, 2011

Random Rants - 3rd Edition

Good Evening Delights!  Magic, I certainly hope your darling girl feels better really soon. TAPS, I'm all fantastic vibes to you & Ellison. Ms. Awesome, I absolutely LOVED your drunk blogging. Did you ever get a reply from the un-friended friend request? Hilarious! Annette, no need to rush back to the gym when you're sexy as is! Finito! Random Ranting begins in ... three ... two...NOW:

oo  My toilet makes the sound of a moaning man when I flush it. First I thought I was hearing toilet woes from the upstairs neighbors. But nope... it's my own toilet who/that/which has woes.
oo  It occasionally sounds as if a mouse lives in my refrigerator. Maybe there's one living behind it, but I think I'd see it by now. Maybe it's the Kia hamsters practicing for the next commercial. No se! And I'm not overly motivated to do a semi-thorough investigation.
oo  Beer is tasty.
oo  Maurice FINALLY stop hiding and appeared today. Explains why I've need 10-12 hours of sleep per night & have been pretty upset for not getting them; and why I ate everything I could last week; and went on a mini-shopping spree, which netted me a lace camisole. I don't wear lace! Maurice is part devil.
oo  Turns out the nice girl @ the hotel in Mississippi did not charge me for my nights stay. Think she felt a little bad for holding me hostage at the front desk when I was trying to check out? Perhaps. I love the `Sippi folk.

oo  Joss Stone has such a soulful voice. Wonder what happened to her. I know...ADELE happened!
oo  Please remind me to NEVER live on the 1st floor again unless it's a townhome. It super blows to listen to heavy-foot folk wrestle with Little People. Or whatever the heck they do up there.
oo  I can't say for certain, but I think the acne/rash medication is working.
oo  <== Sorry those look like breasts!

I think that's it for the randomness. Today I headed out to downtown Augusta to take in some culture. I was hoping to tour the Lucy Craft Laney Museum (http://www.lucycraftlaneymuseum.com/), but it wasn't open. Yes, the website says they'd be open, but jimminydangcrickets there was a sign on the door stating they're on break until later this month. By the by, I'm working on curbing my profanity. Buddha help me! And I know I said I was finished, but:
oo  I love "You'll Think of Me" by Keith Urban
oo  I watched "The Machinist" with Cute Christian Bale today. I do not recommend it to any of you.

Objectives for the Remainder of the Weekend:
®  Clean the madness that is my apartment
®  Walk, abs, & arms
®  Make lunch for the week
®  Try not to curse

Enjoy your evening and tomorrow!

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