Pretty Close

Guten Abend Delights! I think I may have my apartment in the state at which it will stay (for a little while, at least) by the end of the evening. I've still gotta bathe, clear off the dining room table, and make my bed. I plan to have all of this completed by 9pm. I've got 2 hours. Who believes in me? You? You over there in the corner? YES! I'm gonna make it happen! That dining room table is a beast and a half. Not sure how that happened! If I can find my phone, I'll capture the chaos for you all. Guess who doesn't care that yall don't care to see it?!?! ME! I'm selfish like that on occasion.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to do much site/sight seeing this weekend. Okay, none at all. But I did learn that EVERY freakin' place is closed on Sundays in the south. It's a very spiritual/church-going part of the country & I'll just have to cram all my shenanigans in to weekdays. The south is gonna be interesting for this non-church going gal. What's wild is that I'm in very close proximity (within a mile) of maybe 3-4 sports bars. They're open on Sundays but a gal can't get her toes done! Ugh! This leads me to believe that I must go to a sports bar, find a semi-drunk southern gent, & convince him to give me a pedicure. Whoo hoo for jacked up painted piggies!

Okay, the table really has improved. I swear. I'm finishing up the chaos in my room & will get this table together. Then...The shower wants me! I'd hate to change my sheets with my dirty gear on. Kinda defeats the purpose. Plus, I'm not in Basic Training any more. Yes, Divas, I got in clean sheets with a durrrty body while in Basic Training. It was for the good of the country. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

Anyhoo, hope this weekend found you all in decent spirits. Cheers!