Sunday, August 14, 2011

Lucky for Chuckles

Happy Sunday! Ms. Awesome, I am seriously still crackin' up over your last post. I let gay boys fondle me, too. And hetero boys, also. Trashy. Classy. They both lead to ass-y. Okay, not all the time, but a gal can dream! Right now, I'm dreaming of where Maurice could be. Why is he playing coy this month? He may as well come on. Otherwise, I'll have absolutely no justification for eating crap for nearly 2 weeks. The Lumberjack is back with a vengeance. Not sure if you all can tell by my non-blog posts, but I've not been getting much accomplished on my To-Do lists except for seeing the A Tribe Called Quest documentary. I've gone twice this weekend alone. I'm a junkie! Good thing I have the skill set to heal myself of this addiction. ** Side note: What the hell happened to Whitney Houston?!?! I mean ...Really? How do you become a crack head late in adulthood? Boo caca hiss. **
 
Anyhoo, it's 102 degrees outside, so I will not be walking. However, I will dust & vacuum and do at least one load of laundry. And I really want to go to bed. Yes, right now! But it's 6pm & I'd just wake up at like midnight and be a damned mess. Be prepared for my 1st day shift to be full of crabbiness. Luckily, I was born a Cancer. Ole! Other random pieces of info:  Ms. Awesome makes me want to move to the Hudson Valley; MJ's "Working Day & Night" makes me dance every time I hear it; I am so super thrilled about the Sade & John Legend concert in a couple of weeks; I'm equally as thrilled about hitting NY/NJ in October & Vegas in November; I really need an update on where you all are with sugar daddy recruitment for me. Thanks; I need someone to shave my legs.

That's all. I'm off to clean & force myself to stay awake for 3 more hours.

Cheers Divas!

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