Good Day Glories! I've spent most of the day on my sofa of an island. Sure, I've bathed but even cut that short because I had to pee. While that wouldn't be an issue usually, today I actually took a bath (not that it's the first time I've taken a bath, but...) and it would've just been wrong to pee in my lavender salts & bubble bath. So, I had to scrub real fast & hop out. By the by, I don't like to sit on the toilet when my bum is wet. [Think peeling down your bathing suit real fast because you've gotta pee.] I did make it outta the house to get a few items at the store, walked a couple miles, washed my dishes, finally put away laundry, and faked productivity perusing the web. In between gabbing on the phone, watching all the episodes of "Louie" (Louie C.K. is hilarious & wrong), I've just watched the rain come down all day while eating Cranberry Almond Crunch, pizza, apples w/ peanut butter, etc... What a great island day & I've still got 4 hours until I pass out. I'd say save me, but I'm kinda digging it here. I would like to ask a favor to each and any of you who will know me in my late 60's (no pressure, I doubt I'll live that long): Please ensure that the paint and/or wallpaper in my bathroom isn't peeling off the walls. Also, don't let me put on my own lipstick, `cause we know it'll look a smoldering mess. And please oh please have someone shave my veiny legs. That's all for today. Thanks.
Today's Objectives:
Stay on the island until I pass out
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You need to ask younger people to do that for you! Or you'll end up a worse mess, some demented person forgetting what they're doing in the middle of it. Ha! You crack me up!
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