Wanna know why I'm blogging in the p.m. instead of the a.m.? No. So what. I'm gonna tell ya anyway. It's because I decided to save 20 bucks and go to the beauty college to get a mani/pedi instead of a regular nail salon. Why oh why do they take appointments when you're just going to hear, "We'll be with you as soon as we figure out what students are coming in."??? Judas damned Priest! Anyhoo, I finally get scene & led to the back. I'm pretty sure some sort of sacrificial rituals or mutilations happened in this room. But I sat down & stuck my feet in the [newborn-baby-sized] tub of bubbly (probably due to Dawn dish soap) water anyway. Carrie, my technician, is chipper and chatty. Finding out about her rich deceased grandfather who owned land in New Jersey & some dealerships and her lesbian sister living in Utah has a girlfriend who was cheating on her with a man and the island man in the Bahamas that offered her husband weed & he didn't understand the question and her mother being a single parent which is why she is the way she is and the creme she used after her lap band surgery = a 1.5 hour beauty school pedicure. My butt was sore & I was hungry. The manicure hadn't even begun and I was ready to roll. But I stayed. I mean... who could be the deal of a manicure & pedicure for $19??? And my piggies are a poppin' pink. Pretty indeed.
So my goals of the day are to sleep. I've devoured a bowl of Cranberry Almond Crunch, soaked in the tub, (Can you blame me after being at the Sacrifice Lodge?) and got through this blog.
G'night Divas!
2 comments:
Ha ha!! Ask Annette about her old hairdresser...Chatty Kathy!! Are you catching up yet ;)
I'm catchin' up!
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