Wednesday, January 5, 2011

What the ?!?!?

I think I'm blogging for Day 5 of Following Through! I just read everyone's 4th Day & you all are rockin'. I'm down with a race/meet-up/beer-drinking grand time. I also realized that we're quite the comedic mix and I've been holding back. I tell everyone I know that I am the MOST entertaining person I know. Conceited? Naw. But I am, indeed, hilarious. Not sure why I was taking this FT blog too seriously. Anyhoo, I'm not much of an Oprah fan but would love to dance it out on Ellen. All of us in our new, smaller designer jeans with our improved derrieres! Good times are a'coming!

Yesterday I rocked it out on my walk & the fitness ball. Vacuumed the Earth from my car. And, most importantly, bought some more gum! Talk about pro-duck-tiv-i-tee! Four was fabulous.

For today: I will jog (slowly) again. Probably knock out some push-ups and sit-ups. I no longer have a Destructive Digestive Diary (aka journal of what I eat), `cause I know I like all forms of junk food. Pile the cookies atop the mound of chips and sprinkle it with chocolate syrup. The chubby girl in me just loves the goods. It builds character. A chubby character, but character nonetheless. Maybe I should "juice" those contents so you all don't boot me outta the group for weighing you down/up! Hmm... just a thought.

Here's to a Fit & Fine Fifth Day! Ladies....Start your juicers, knock back some vitamins, consume some H2O. Rappers are looking for our future selves to be their Video Vixens!

Cheers!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I didn't know you didn't like Oprah. That may be cause for the boot.

Gallant Intentions said...

Thank you for making me laugh today :) Good luck with day 6, you'll be awesome!

Alisa said...

Hmmm... Video vixen? Maybe for a weezer video. I think I may be too much of a nerd for a rap video. They would totally send me home!

CarmensChaos said...

TreeSuh...Oprah is too invasive for my taste.

We're all Vixens. And Donner wants us!