Twin/Clone on the Loose!

Howdy Delights! The twin in me actually got out to a Meet Up this evening & really enjoyed herself. Met some fabulous women over coffee talk and I can see myself being more active in the community soon. Still haven't done any cardio, but manage to do abs & arms daily. I'm a nut. My head hurts & I should be in bed. But, I kinda smell un-good, so I gotta shower before the hitting the sheets. Thanks for the deodorant tip, TAPS! Hooray for Alisa & Ms. Awesome.

G'Night!

Goals for tomorrow:
= Cardio
= Not have a headache
= Finish my online training @ work
= Chuckle

My Fabulous Imaginary Inner ME!

Hello Gals! Just want you all to know that I have an imaginary clone/twin who lives inside of me. She's pretty fabulous! She's active and social and accomplishes greatness on a daily basis. I need to be more like her, but I'm either too lazy, unmotivated, my hair won't do right, and the sofa is too comfy. Or a combination of all of those at one time. I should be out doing trivia and karaoke. I even hurried to cook, cleaned the kitchen, & changed clothes to go. Then my phone rang & I started messing with my hair. And now it's 9'ish, close to my bedtime, & I feel like a sap for missing another opportunity to socialize. Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will either meet up w/ some gals to walk or another group to have coffee. And if I don't go, I'm sure my inner, fabulous clone will go for me. Wish us luck! The plus side is that I spent no money today! Yay! On a random side note: I'm noticing that my 2 deodorants are no longer really working for me. I've got Dove & Arm & Hammer. Do any of you have something that you love? Maybe I'll have to go back to Secret. I'm sleepy. Found this image when I searched for clones:

Yes, that's Hillary.  My goals for tomorrow are to do cardio in the a.m. before work & to go to a coffee and/or walk with some group.

Cheers!

Stop Me... I'm on a Wobble!

Good Evening Delights! Today was about as productive as yesterday. I spent a good amount of time on the sofa, perusing the web, & watching Burn Notice. I attempted to be out and about. Went so far as to eating brunch with a new friend & we headed over to the movie theater only to find that the times listed online did not match those at the box office. That blows! This put me back on the sofa. I did, however, do three loads of laundry, replace some light bulbs, clean my bathroom, finish my VA application for education benefits, and catch up w/ a couple of friends. And there was even a minute amount of fitness thrown in there prior to me heading to brunch. Watch me wobble, Divas! Watch ME! I'm also cleaner than I was yesterday as I didn't have to end my bathing process shortly after its beginning. Nichole... it's GREAT to hear from you. I hope that we also hear from Alisa, Elizabeth,  April, and the Kim's soon, too. Happy 2012 to you all!

Objectives for Tomorrow:
*  Walk, abs, arms
*  Go to trivia & karaoke night @ the bar
*  Convince my boss to convince her boss to let me fly to Orlando
*  Check in on all the brides-to-be whose weddings of which I'm involved
*  Chuckle often

Cheers!

Sofa Island - Take Two!

Good Day Glories! I've spent most of the day on my sofa of an island. Sure, I've bathed but even cut that short because I had to pee. While that wouldn't be an issue usually, today I actually took a bath (not that it's the first time I've taken a bath, but...) and it would've just been wrong to pee in my lavender salts & bubble bath. So, I had to scrub real fast & hop out. By the by, I don't like to sit on the toilet when my bum is wet. [Think peeling down your bathing suit real fast because you've gotta pee.] I did make it outta the house to get a few items at the store, walked a couple miles, washed my dishes, finally put away laundry, and faked productivity perusing the web. In between gabbing on the phone, watching all the episodes of  "Louie" (Louie C.K. is hilarious & wrong), I've just watched the rain come down all day while eating Cranberry Almond Crunch, pizza, apples w/ peanut butter, etc... What a great island day & I've still got 4 hours until I pass out. I'd say save me, but I'm kinda digging it here. I would like to ask a favor to each and any of you who will know me in my late 60's (no pressure, I doubt I'll live that long):  Please ensure that the paint and/or wallpaper in my bathroom isn't peeling off the walls. Also, don't let me put on my own lipstick, `cause we know it'll look a smoldering mess. And please oh please have someone shave my veiny legs. That's all for today. Thanks.

Today's Objectives:

Stay on the island until I pass out

To Ms. Awesome

... Come do my hair! Yea YOU! Get on over here and do my hair. Wash, condition, twist, dry, un-twist, and fro it out. It's your time to not shine by doing wonders to my fro.

Good Evening Delights! I'm watching some nutty show called The Network or maybe it's just Network. Anyone seen this fella? He finds failing modeling agencies and turns them around. Brutally good. Good thing I've had spiked java to keep me awake and put me to sleep after this madness. Anyhoo, today was a craptacular eating day complete with Cinnabon Minis, a couple slices of pizza, wee bit of fruit, yogurt w/ granola, etc... Randomly ridiculous. Didn't walk, but pretty much did a full work out before going to the office. Manana I will walk before going to see Red Tails. By the by:  Go see Red Tails this weekend. Also, think about going to NM at the end of June. I'll be there. TAPS, wait for me.  :-)  Bring a brother in law or have one of your brothers there in waiting. Your mama will be thrilled. Cross your fingers that the VA has my education benefits paperwork finished by the time I'm ready to attend my 1st coding class. Also, click your heels 3x as good luck for me finding a shugga papa. Thanks.

Have a great weekend Divas! Cheers!

Quell the Lumberjack!

Hey Gals! The Lumberjack has made a return. He ordered a large meat pizza & had a goo gob of potato chips while waiting on the delivery. Someone should really quell that sucker. I'm getting larger just by being near him. YOWZUH! I'll have one more... I mean, I'll let him eat one more slice before I put it in the fridge. Maybe I'll do some walking in circles prior to going to sleep. That should help, right? Ehh....

Modern Family is just so so so dang hilarious. My boss somehow managed to one up herself & over proved that she does NO work and has no plan to do so. WTHades?!?!? I'm getting more comfortable at my job, thanks to [an uncensored] Google. Seinfeld's parents are funny, but not as funny as George's peeps. ** This just in:  I'm am STUFFED! Freakin' Lumberjack! **  I wanna go zip lining. Who's with me? Anyhoo, no more ranting. Read this if ya like: http://galtime.com/article/positive-thinking/48258/23697/8-steps-attract-positive-energy-your-life

Goals for Tomorrow:
%  Walk, abs, arms
%  Some other stuff
%  Be thrilled that it's Friday
%  Not overeat
%  Chuckle

Cheers!

50%'ish isn't too bad

Good Afternoon Glories! Yesterday, I might have accomplished roughly half of what I set out to do. Did spend money at the discount theater & didn't get to 2 of my online trainings. Maybe this afternoon. I need the Wonder Twins to activate my motivation! A radio commercial just came on stating that children under 4'9" need to be in a booster seat. I know adults that are that short. What do we do with them? Bananas! Usher has nice abs & an odd shaped head. I miss working the night shift. Somebody help me! Who knew I'd thoroughly enjoy that shift?!?! Being out and about with folks during the day is nerve wrecking. Plus, my electricity bill was like 64 freakin' dollars!!! REALLY?!?! WTHades is that about? My average bill in San Antonio was 12 bucks. I wonder if I can find a gig that pays well & I get to work nights & the people are smart & quiet. By the by, you all are the first (and possibly the last) to know that I'm going to begin courses for Medical Coding in about a month. I see it as an investment & I'll be able to work from home when I need to. Wish me luck. And wish me tuition assistance from the government. :-)  My hair is getting on my nerves. I don't want to deal with it anymore. No mas! But braids kinda drive me nuts, too. Hair can be such a burden. Save me! Save it! Thanks for listening.

Goals for the Day:
#  Spend no money
#  Try not to over-feed  Maurice
#  Apply for education benefits
#  Chuckle

Enjoy the day Gals!