Good Morning Delights!
I am thoroughly enjoying my Life Anniversary Celebrations. With one minor exception. Roll back to about 18 hours ago when out on my daily stroll. Only change was that it was later in the day & I had a different walkin' buddy with me. Said walking buddy is super friendly & gave just about everyone we passed the greeting of the day: "Good Morning!" As we came upon (from behind) a guy who is barely moving at a shuffles pace and whose head was lowered, she cheerfully gave her greeting. Yes, to the back of this fella's noggin. We passed him & he starts cursing! "Fucking bitch! Shut your fucking mouth!" And some other pretty epithets. All in a Malachi from "Children of the Corn" voice. Now we're speed walking at a rate that would give Oprah trouble. Trying to get distance between us and Cursing Cujo! We get to the end of the trail where we'd usually turn around and start heading back toward the parking area, but we continued up a ramp & were beyond thrilled to see a couple of bikers heading down. We decide to follow the bikers until we get past CC, whom at this point had turned around & started shuffling in the direction we were headed. Planned failed as CC was still mumbling profanity & scared the bikers in to pedalling away quickly. Left alone, we begin a very slow saunter behind CC. He keeps looking back over his shoulder (to check our distance), mumbling the same profanities, and stopping on occasion to feel for something in his back pocket (a shank perhaps?). My friendly friend and I are kinda flippin' out & trying to conjure up our battle plan. We take a seat on some giant boulders and watch CC shuffle to about 50 feet in front of us. Finally, a couple with 3 dogs stroll by & we get in step right behind them. Wouldn't ya know that CC turned on that Malachi voice again as we damned near sprinted past him. Just cursin' like nobody's business. He scared the couple and their dogs. Freakin' bananas! There's a few other scenes in this story, but you're probably already bored. Just want to add that I NEVER sweat while I do this walk. Today, I was grossly dripping in/from my natural salt water. Granted, it was later & warmer in the day than I usually walk, but damn! CC had my heart & leg movement pace up to an all time high. A carafe of sangria helped the cool down process. Finito.
Today, the birthday shenanigans continue. I'll have breakfast with a friend or 2 & possibly grab a manicure. And I think I'll get myself a pretty bra & panty set. When you're top heavy, the bras are kinda bland and boring. Boo hiss! Then tonight is a big dinner party with my local Support System. Love these ladies!
2 comments:
Is this walk at your job? Holy moses! That is not something I would ever be able to do. I would have peed on the floor. I have crazy radar. I can spot the crazies a million miles away, which can be a blessing and a curse. Well, I am glad you are safe. I heard they came out with a line of pretty bras for the more well endowed than myself. Is it Victoria's Secret? I can't remember. Anyway, if I see it - I will pass it along. Keep rocking Carmen!
You would think this walk was @ my job. But my schizo's are mild. I have CrazeDar, too. Unfortunately, my friend has no such device. Thanks for the well wishes, Nichole! So glad you're back.
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