Monday, January 31, 2011

Cut the bull already!

Hello Divas!


Guess who did nothing but diet all day yesterday!  No need to look far... Just look at me! I slept for a majority of the day. I did walk up to Dollar Tree and got 4 items for a whopping $3.78. How? you ask. Well, because the cards are 50 cents each. Hooray Ole for bargains! I also put away the day before's laundry. And I spent nearly 4 hours on the phone catching up with a dear friend of mine. I now want to go snowshoeing, but it's 81 degrees here in San Antonio.


Today's my day to cut the bull & get busy:


@  Wash & change the linens.
@  Enjoy my walk even though the mountain cedar will wreak havoc on 
my allergies later.


@ Library! Yes, I've mentioned this for the past 3 days, but I'm really going
today.
@  Take some clothes & jewelery over to the womens shelter.


@  Maybe prepare another dish involving green chile.  :-)
@  Cheer you all on as you achieve fantasticness! 


Be bold. Be brave. Be beautiful!  Go get'em Divas!







Sunday, January 30, 2011

Sexual Chocolate

Good Morning FT'ers! 


You know it's going to be a great day when you've already burned your tongue on your java by 5:27 a.m.  Yep... That's what I've accomplished thus far today. It wouldn't be so bad if I could sue someone, but suing myself just doesn't make sense (now that I'm fully awake). Not much to share and/or report, otherwise. I got back to my sleep diet yesterday, which allowed for little else (Read: NOTHING) to get done on my days list. If I had to revise my Goals List for 1/29/2011, I would put down:  Sleep, do laundry, start a movie, drink wine, sleep, eat some cereal, stay indoors on a beautifully sunny day, eat greasy bacon from Cracker Barrel, & sleep.  Let's pretend that was my list from yesterday because that would make me an over-achiever! YAY ME!


With that said, today I plan to follow through on yesterday's list & burn my tongue with hot coffee! I'm off to a grand beginning! I feel soooo Sexual Chocolate'ish right now, so it's gotta be a good day.


Cheers Divas!



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Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Day the Funky Music Came to a Halt!

Howdy Hola Chicas!

It kinda blows not being able to stick to my sleep diet. Working from 11:30 p.m. to 3 p.m. the next day is freakin' exhausting. That only left me with 6 hours to diet, I am half-struggling at work right now. Thank goodness the addicts are all awake & bouncing off the walls to keep me on my toes. Hooray for heroin withdrawal! Okay...maybe not, but it keeps me going.

Thoughts & Goals:

* Diet (you all know that means sleep)
* Aerosol Right Guard deodorant does not mix well w/ Obsession cologne
* See my beau, Javier Bardem, in "Biutiful." 
* Diet some more

* I am pretty certain that I need to put together a Living Will & an Advance Directive. I just don't trust
my family to remove me from life support. They'll try to keep me alive forever. They'll commence to having inquisitive conversations with me even when I'm brain dead. I can just hear my sister now (as I'm lying in a non-responsive state): "Sister, do you want me to make you pork chops for dinner? I'll make mashed potatoes and corn, too. Huh? You want meatloaf??? Well...alright. I guess I'll make you some meatloaf."

* Really return the movie to the library before they come after me & try to ruin my mediocre credit rating.
* Can you all tell that I'm beyond tired? :-) Just rambling like an old fella who remembers the good ole days when the neighborhood boy actually grew up and moved out of his mama's basement.

Happy Productive, Restful & Get Well Soon Day (to a few of ya)!

Ciao Chicas! 

Friday, January 28, 2011

Playin' the Funky Music

Good Morning Fantastic FT'ers!

I actually got in some fitness yesterday. Hooray Ole! I attempted to watch a movie, "Whip It", early this a.m. @ work. It was dull to me & had to shut it off. So...I'll maybe go to a movie today. We'll see how that pans out. The only thing on yesterday's list that did not get accomplished is going to the library. WhooTWhooT for the library being near the movie theater. :-)

Before my Get It Done Now List, I will add some random thoughts and Thankful For's:

* I do not want to pay Liberty Tax to do my taxes! Filing for 2 states is killing me & has taught me that I need to sit my ass still in one place for a while!
** I am thankful that I have income for which I have to file taxes. :-)

* While "Whip It" did not completely captivate me, I am **thankful that I still know how to roller skate & may recruit my gal pals for an outing!

* I truly believe Hall & Oats are/were black men who painted themselves peach & sang soul music.

** Truly thankful for each of you cheering me on & keeping my random ass in check every day!

Today:
I will actually make it to the library, see a movie, some sort of fitness. I'm thinking I'll walk to Dollar Tree & allow myself to go wild with $5.60. :-)

Stay Fabulous!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Another Addendum...And the beat goes on, and on, and on

I forgot that I sometimes jib jab about random thoughts. So, here's a few from yesterday as I listened to Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall" album. I absolutely LOVE that album. Without further ado...

* I often wonder if I'm the only one who's mind goes in to CSI mode when seeing random
clothing on the side of the road. I'm always thinking those clothes are evidence & can solve
the next gruesome murder mystery.


* Was MJ a hermaphrodite? Not too far fetched, right?

* If I get a breast reduction and lift, I swear I won't be appearing in a brassiere too many
more days. Ehh...bras are horrid clothing.


* I'm pretty sure I mentioned how I dislike the word "horror." No one can say that damned
word. I mean...for real. Just say "scary" and move on.


* Teeth brushing is a chore. Finito.

And the beat goes on...

What in hades has possessed me NOT to do any type of fitness for 2 days? No se senoras/senoritas!
Thank goodness I have to make rounds & check on my addicts throughout the night, otherwise I would get
no walking, lifting, standing, stretching in on these lazy days.
At least I made something with the green chile I have. I also visited a friend & helped make his day. Ole!

Unfortunately, I do not have anything exciting to blog, but I swear...tomorrow will be less of the same. :-)

I vow to walk some laps, do some push ups, do some ab work, & a run (not literally) to the library. I will also watch a movie.

Keep on rulin' Divas!

Cheers!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Yummmm... Leftover Madness!

Divas!  Looks as if Day Twenty Cinco was pretty decent for you all. And we're all getting better. I accomplished none-too-much on my list. Therefore, today's leftovers will be superb! I watched a movie &  have managed to hold off on becoming a full blown addict for one more day. :-)

I drove to the park at where I walk & sat in my car staring at its beauty. All while enjoying The Perfect Oatmeal from Starbucks. Once finished with Perfect, I drove home, donned some mis-matched p.j.'s, popped "Slacker Uprising" (a Michael Moore film) in to my laptop, & cozied up to my sheets. Good times. Lazy times.

While I still have about an hour or so before all of my beaus (aka addicts) awaken, I'll try to complete one of the courses required to drive the lovely government vehicle.

Today:

* Indulge completely in my leftover goals list from yesterday! 
* Have something more exciting to blog!